This is (was?) the mouse that was sharing my apartment with me. I promised some people that he would be dead before I left the island. I guess that makes me a man of my word.

At least he got the little piece of Mozarella that was on there; just a pity about the whole “nearly cut in half” thing.

Me with the sword I got from my friends for my 21st, and the guys who were there.

What better way to give school-kids a complex about birds than to have giant, ominous, carved birds scattered all through the grass near the school?

It looks like a boat, but it’s (allegedly) a Coolamon; an aboriginal water-carrying vessel.

My Mum’s dog, Lacey.

Apparently, meringue *BURNS* and actually catches on fire if a sparkler manages to burn inside it… who would have thought?

My present to Jo for her 21st birthday was a hand-made sun-lounge.

Kai (left, my brother) was the barman at my party, and he brought along his buddy Tim to help out!

Kev, mixing up a drink at the Red Bull bar that my brother brought along.

This time with a tree!

This is the pool table at The Standard, Downtown LA. It’s pretty cool-looking, nice and big, but it has a couple of large drink stains on it, and the rails are busted up so balls jump off them. Oh, and it’s right next to a massive glass window – so be careful with that (sorry Mr Security).

Apparently this Bentley belongs to the guy who runs a women’s clothing shop that is by appointment only, and it costs $500 for an appointment – whether you buy anything or not.

Apparently this Bentley belongs to the guy who runs a women’s clothing shop that is by appointment only, and it costs $500 for an appointment – whether you buy anything or not.

Apparently this Bentley belongs to the guy who runs a women’s clothing shop that is by appointment only, and it costs $500 for an appointment – whether you buy anything or not.

Apparently this Bentley belongs to the guy who runs a women’s clothing shop that is by appointment only, and it costs $500 for an appointment – whether you buy anything or not.