I have lived through nearly 4,500 weeks in my life, and I have never seen a week like the one we just had. https://t.co/EVB3t09MAQ
As of today, I have been working with @automattic full time for eight (8!) years.
TFW you are only targeting 250 steps per hour, and you get the reminder that you have 250 steps left this hour. @fitbit
Love that @amazonecho released a software-only update to the Tap to make it optionally touchless. #alexa #voice
On May 17 we’re partnering with Hajj Flemings to support local businesses in Detroit with an afternoon story salon.… https://t.co/3hVE5sPkmh
Trump tells Australia prime minister — "you have better health care than we do."
They have universal health care. https://t.co/ZIWt87UJ0h
I've lost my fiancé… https://t.co/eYTk3Nkadp
Just Announced! Customized Security + Boosted Backups? DreamPress Gives Users Both With @jetpack Premium Integratio… https://t.co/8sZC5fSqdw
Dented Reality on New Dedicated Virtual at Media Temple https://t.co/E7PlJsfchU
The new driver light (Amp) on @lyft is cool, they should make the app light up your screen the same color so you can wave at driver tho 💡
I've been asked by people to switch seats three flights in a row. What is going on?
I love when I get a metal fork and a plastic butter knife in an airport. Like a 4-tine fork is less of a weapon than a blunt arc of metal.
Mind blown. The meaning of life is *.
I will never write a regexp the same way again. https://t.co/TcHkQ2R4CC
Join us @ 12pm ET today for a free online conference on design + exclusion, and follow the conversation –> #DesignX https://t.co/KtyENpbNaz
Got a blister on my thumb from weeding and now I can't use TouchID. #gardeningproblems
I hear it's good for your hair. 👶🏻🍼 https://t.co/Wd3nBkQSIC
LOL going back over some of my own old code it's like I was *trying* to catch myself out.