RT @bokardo: There is no benefit to going fast if you're going in the wrong direction.
So, Quidditch at Cheeseman is a thing. Amaze. #harrypotter #nerds @ Cheesman Park, Denver http://instagram.com/p/sYo1JUimCY/
Thanks to OpalX, I can finally control my @LIFX lights from my @Pebble. #lifeisgood
RT @djcp: This is why you never end up hiring good developers http://qz.com/258066 via @qz
So akires has turned me into a street fruit looter (apples and peaches!) http://instagram.com/p/sWAkkTCmCh/
This could come in handy at @automattic. Anyone have access yet? http://ut.getrocketboard.com?ref=VyBpDTXT
Colorado has better whiskey than Wyoming.
Electric stove-tops are the worst.
Half the street trees in Denver are fruit. Here's a Peach tree: http://t.co/GVr9MzF0l4
RT @fakedansavage: Imagine a dystopian future where all movies are set in dystopian futures in an effort to distract the populace from thei…
My organic pea shoots are too long, so they stick out of my artisan-crafted bread sandwich. #firstworldproblems
"Keep it secret, keep it safe. I ❤ you, Cancún." http://www.thebolditalic.com/articles/5710-i-dont-want-taqueria-cancun-to-win-best-burrito
There's a tattooing field trip being planned during @automattic's annual Grand Meetup, because we're cool like that.
First full day with my @NextDesks Terra, and I'm *loving* the ability to change between sitting and standing so easily.